Why I quit the science stream

I was watching Naked Science on Discovery Channel which attempted to explain how the universe began.
Quoted almost directly from Naked Science:
"The universe was created when atoms collided into each other causing them to vibrate and release great heat. They then began to move around so fast that there was no longer any friction between them."
Never being any good at physics, I took ages trying to make sense of the above statement (and by doing so, missed the rest of the programme). After much contemplation, this is what I came up with:
1. The creation of the universe is very much like the elimination of fat by the Ogawa Slimming Belt (hereafter known as the Ogawa)
2. When the Ogawa is turned on, fat atoms (or cells) vibrate and collide with each other.
3. Added with heat from the Ogawa, the fat atoms no longer have any friction among them.
4. They then can be easily absorbed into the lymphatic drainage system and VOILA! No more fat!
OK, so it has nothing to do with the creation of the universe but it makes much more sense than the original statement.
And it is because of statements like these that I quit the Science Stream.
Disclaimer's note: The above interpretation is purely nonsensical and has absolutely no relation with the Ogawa Company and its ability (or lack thereof) to eliminate fat. If possible, try not to believe the above interpretation.