The First Meeting of the Anti-Fuckwit Club
The newly founded Anti- Fuckwit club met up yesterday to discuss matters of dire importance regarding fuckwittage. Below are the minutes of the AFC meeting.
The 1st Anti Fuckwit Club Meeting.
President: Sheelajini Paramjothy
Founder and Vice President: Sheba Gumis
Treasurer cum Secretary: Ragnild Redit
Venue: First it was supposed to be at Siang Siang Corner in Central Park but after a bout of indesiciveness, it ended up being held in the Colours.
Time: 8.00 pm-10.00pm
Objectives:
To be a fuckwit towards other fuckwits.
To educate fuckwits about the fuckwittage they are causing, whether intentional or otherwise.
Make holes in Condoms (refer to next post)
Make Sheba a Princess thus making members of the A.F.C Datuks as well.
Money in Treasury: RM1 (It used to be RM51 but later evidence showed that the RM50 the President so generously donated was actually taken out of the handbag of the Founder without her knowledge and her permission.)
Minutes:
1. An incomplete list of fuckwits and their degrees was drafted out. It reads as follows:
a. 1st Degree Fuckwit:
i. Plays with emotions
ii. Raises hopes VERY high and does not act on it
iii. Promises something but does not fulfill that promise
iv. Uses you for sexual gratification
v. Is a commitment-phobe
vi. Cheats on someone (whether its you or someone else) but has no intention of leaving that person
b. 2nd Degree Fuckwit
i. Plays with emotions
ii. Raises hopes high but does not act on it
iii. Promises something but does not fulfill that promise
iv. Falls asleep while leaving you waiting for a bloody sms/call
c. 3rd Degree Fuckwit
i. Plays with emotions
ii. Raises hopes moderately high and does not act on it
iii. Forgets things that are minute to him but are significant to you
2. Project Make Sheba a Princess was also drafted out as the AFC would carry more significance should it be patroned by a member of royalty and several Datuks. The Project can be seen in the next post.
Conclusion: The 1st AFC meeting ended up to be a complete disaster owing to the fact the the members kept diverting topics to other less important matters (such as what is the accurate definition of mantap)
The End.
The 1st Anti Fuckwit Club Meeting.
President: Sheelajini Paramjothy
Founder and Vice President: Sheba Gumis
Treasurer cum Secretary: Ragnild Redit
Venue: First it was supposed to be at Siang Siang Corner in Central Park but after a bout of indesiciveness, it ended up being held in the Colours.
Time: 8.00 pm-10.00pm
Objectives:
To be a fuckwit towards other fuckwits.
To educate fuckwits about the fuckwittage they are causing, whether intentional or otherwise.
Make holes in Condoms (refer to next post)
Make Sheba a Princess thus making members of the A.F.C Datuks as well.
Money in Treasury: RM1 (It used to be RM51 but later evidence showed that the RM50 the President so generously donated was actually taken out of the handbag of the Founder without her knowledge and her permission.)
Minutes:
1. An incomplete list of fuckwits and their degrees was drafted out. It reads as follows:
a. 1st Degree Fuckwit:
i. Plays with emotions
ii. Raises hopes VERY high and does not act on it
iii. Promises something but does not fulfill that promise
iv. Uses you for sexual gratification
v. Is a commitment-phobe
vi. Cheats on someone (whether its you or someone else) but has no intention of leaving that person
b. 2nd Degree Fuckwit
i. Plays with emotions
ii. Raises hopes high but does not act on it
iii. Promises something but does not fulfill that promise
iv. Falls asleep while leaving you waiting for a bloody sms/call
c. 3rd Degree Fuckwit
i. Plays with emotions
ii. Raises hopes moderately high and does not act on it
iii. Forgets things that are minute to him but are significant to you
2. Project Make Sheba a Princess was also drafted out as the AFC would carry more significance should it be patroned by a member of royalty and several Datuks. The Project can be seen in the next post.
Conclusion: The 1st AFC meeting ended up to be a complete disaster owing to the fact the the members kept diverting topics to other less important matters (such as what is the accurate definition of mantap)
The End.
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